Bring back the Fart campaign

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29 Jan, 2011 10:31 AM

Ok, so it's a one man crusade right now, but I've got to start somewhere.

I would like to speak for others, but I'll just speak for me right now when
I say(er..type)-I miss Fart jokes. I'm a 46 year old man that finds there's
nothing more funny than a Fart, and a Fart joke as well.

Not the kind of joke where someone actually says the word Fart,
we're talking precise audio and video editing during a President
Obama press conference and then 'squeeeeeee......'
-because he's a tight-ass motherfucker. Funny or Die Guest Celebrities must be onboard with this, especially if their in the
middle of filming a project-wouldn't it be cool to see some
Black Swan out-takes of Natalie Portman, Mila Kunis and
Benjamin Millepied in dance and 'Queef!'

This could be a period segment hosted by a character know as
Queen LaQueefa......see, this is why I don't quit my day job and
you get paid the big bucks.

I rambled here tonight just to say I miss the Fart
-Bring Back The Fart

John Caldwell
[email blocked]

Oh yeah, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Helen Mirren, Clint Eastwood and Morgan Freeman, Senator Lieberman,...........

  1. jokey360 closed this discussion on 01 Feb, 2011 08:59 PM.

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